But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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