why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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