He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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