Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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