You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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