Buhtt sex?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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