Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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