So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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