garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She's JV to your varsity
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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