Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Still dying that you shit outside
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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