AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
