we're blogging at a bar
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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