it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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