3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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