Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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