Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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