is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize