Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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