So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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