So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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