:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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