The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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