It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Semen is not good for contacts.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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