Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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