If that was your dad, he is hot
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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