brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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