Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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