Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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