yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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