so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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