My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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