The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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