Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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