no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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