This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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