Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Your cock deserves a montage
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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