Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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