"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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