Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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