i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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