I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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