And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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