I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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