Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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