i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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