this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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