is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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