no. you can't hotbox the world.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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