That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
