Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Randomize
