I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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