What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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