There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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