Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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