Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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