he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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